On Soul Calibur and Video Games

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NOTE: This is a rant about Soul Calibur and Video games... it's rather long, so if you have no interest in this subject matter, just don't bother reading.


My birthday is in like 3 days :D Can't wait ~ I'mma gonna be 18~!! (Finally...-__-;; )

Okay. The first thing i'm gonna buy with all of my birthday money is SOUL CALIBUR 3. OMFG ~ I'm DYING to play that game ~ YES YES YES, it's a PS2 exclusive ~ *bites thumb at all the x-box~ers* Mwuahaha.... You x-box fools think you're so hot with your "halo" nonsense. For real. If there was no Halo, X-Box would be a virtual nothing ~ it's be the lowest thing on the major video-game console heirchy:

1. PS2
2. Gamecube
3. X-Box

Muaha... YES LOWER THAN EVEN THE GAMECUBE~!!

*deep breath*

Sorry, but i'm not a big X-box fan... or even a microsoft fan (though i'm an absolute slave of their computer operating systems @___@; ) Yeah. I'm just so sick and tired of people bragging about Halo (which is an unbearably shitty ass game to begin with, i mean COME ON. It's SO POINTLESS. It's fun for about 10 seconds....>___<;;; ) Anyways.... back to Soul Calibur...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ~!!!!!

SOUL CALIBUR 3 *dies*

It's been out since october~! I didn't know that because it turns out it wasn't released on the arcade... so it kinda took the stores by storm. You get to create your own characters~!!! w00t. Can't wait to do that. Plus the new characters look SO COOL. *dies* OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY OUT TIRA SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING AWESOME. 0____0 Zasalamel and Setsuka look pretty meh to me... tho Setsuka has a great design :D But i must say that Tira's costume annoys the living daylights out of me. She looks like a cross between Poison Ivy (frm Batman) and a tropical bird >____<;; Her look has plenty of potential, but it's just TOO overwrought... she needs to be toned down a little bit... and then she'd look awesome. Hopefully her secondary costumes are better....

Soul Calibur 2 was one of my fave games of all time. OMG I LOVE TALIM *dies* She is HONESTLY the first decent brown character in ANY VIDEO GAME EVAR. Sure street fighter had Dhalsim and Pullum Puruna (she's pretty well unknown tho...) but Dhalsim is a total reject. Sure, he's cool in THEORY... with the yoga and the mysticism...but he's by far one of the shittiest characters to use. He's SO FUCKING SLOW. He's got like no attack strength.... and he has a very short list of special moves. AND WTF IS WITH THE STRETCHING BULLSHIT~?! It's SO LAME. It was cool in the movie where he was JUST FLEXIBLE... but when he's like a fucking rubber band, it's just so dumb (and cheap when he's fighting against you -__-;; ) Anyways, TALIM IS WIN. I like how she's a priestess of the winds, but it can get annoying when every other line is "wind guide me" =___=;; Really dear, you're as cute as a button, but please stop with the cheesiness...but then i guess that's a part of her appeal. She's just so pure and adorable =3

A lot of people i know love Kilik. Now... i don't "dislike" Kilik...but he annoys me in that he's like a Seung-Mina rip off.... sure their moves are vaguely different...but Seung-Mina is the ORIGNAL staff weilding biatch... so i tend to like her better. Hopefully in this version there will be a clear difference in their fighting styles...but i guess it makes sense why their fighting styles look alike. A monk that trained in the temple that Kilik was raised also trained Seung-Mina for a while...but still... i hate how EVERYONE LOVES KILIK and then say that Seung-Mina is the rip-off. You stupid noobs, you know NOTHING. Learn your history. SEUNG-MINA came first, therefore she is the original. But i guess i shouldn't hold this against Kilik... he IS pretty damn awesome in his own right ^___^ And i really do like the character.

I hope the opening theme for SC3 is just as win as the one for SC2. I swear, i've gotta watch the opening before even lifting the controller to play SC2.... the theme music, the animation... it's just so epic ~ totally gets me into the mood to play :D

But one thing that makes me wonder in the opening theme is why Taki and Ivy were fighting. :/

Oh~ I know why :D

They're fighting to decide who the sexiest female in all of Soul Calibur is.....

Oh you silly, silly girls............. That would be Voldo. ^_______^

(btw -- Ivy is TEN TIMES HOTTER than Taki will EVER be. I mean, wtf is up with unitard spandex~? It's ugly.... and it's probably not even FABRIC... it's so fucking tight that you can see her belly button, nipples, butt-crack and even some camel-toe 0___0;; My gawd...it must be BODY PAINT... >___0;;; )


P.S -- If i offended any X-box users, i REALLY DON'T CARE. Keep your complaints to yourself...or better yet, go rant in a journal ^__~ This is MY JOURNAL and i'm entitled to say whatever the fuck i want to... and if you don't like the fact that i made fun of x-box or halo, well too fucking bad.

Comments

[nerual-21.livejournal.com]

...and you died three times in the time it took you to write this entry...imagine when you actually get the game. Oh, I forgot, you're a cat person.

Let's see 9-3 = 6. So when you get enough money to get the game (5) when you walk into the store and have the game in your hands (4) when you pay for the game and it is officially yours (3) open the packaging (2) put the game in your PS2 (1)

Look at that! You have just enough lives left to watch the opening credits.

[yue-d.livejournal.com]

*laughs*