Actually I didn't mind that scene! I think my main problem was that no matter what was going on, or what was said, every time Remus even had a line, my mind kept going "OMG HE BANGED TONKS. VILE. GROSS. EW." like, in repeat. Ack.

OFF COURSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE BIRTH CONTROL. HE'S SPENT ALL HIS LIFE BOTTOMING TO SIRIUS, WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW ABOUT BEING A TOP?! >:)